I like this McCain one best! “Who’s your sexy, confused, angry Grandpa? It’s John McCain, and he’s running for … eh, who knows? Whatever it is that John McCain’s pretending to believe or understand today, let our enemies be assured that it’s “worth the fighting for,” because WALNUTS! is America’s Scary Old Man. Even the Republican Party and the whole state of Arizona can’t seem to get rid of him! Terrifying green McCain monster and slogan on sexy, somber black T-shirt.”