If the Internet were a person it’d be the weirdest person ever.
(h/t Jon)

If the Internet were a person it’d be the weirdest person ever.

(h/t Jon)

Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades
(Dead Soles: an exciting affiliated start-up venture website networking enterprise from the creators of Juli O’Clock.)

Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades

(Dead Soles: an exciting affiliated start-up venture website networking enterprise from the creators of Juli O’Clock.)

Went to play a song and saw this on the screen.
Someone please make iTunes Purchases From Last Night before I ever get that close to spending $1.29 on “Another Night” again.

Went to play a song and saw this on the screen.

Someone please make iTunes Purchases From Last Night before I ever get that close to spending $1.29 on “Another Night” again.

"There were always damp towels on the floor then, and cataracts of her underwear tumbling from the drawers she never closed, a big ironing board that was never folded away, and in the one overfilled wardrobe dresses, crushed and shouldering sideways like commuters on the metro. Magazines, makeup, bank statements, bead necklaces, flowers, knickers, ashtrays, invitations, tampons, LPs, airplane tickets, high-heeled shoes—not a single surface was left uncovered by something of Molly’s, so that when Vernon was meant to be working at home, he took to writing in a cafe along the street. And yet each morning she arose fresh from the shell of this girly squalor, like a Botticelli Venus, to present herself, not naked, of course, but sleekly groomed, at the offices of Paris Vogue."
— Ian McEwan, (the not-very-good) Amsterdam—although “girly squalor” alone is almost enough to redeem the entire novel
"I felt a violent wonder at her presence/like a thirst for salt"

For the past three nights I’ve woken up in the middle of the night during similar dreams about being really thirsty but for some reason unable to drink anything. As soon as I am up though, I get a glass of water and everything’s fine. It occurs to me I’ve got a really nice thing going.

100 Best Wire Quotes

None are missing that I can think of…

Emily and I made this sophomore year. It remains the funniest picture in the history of images.
Michael, just now: “I’m not even sure I get it. It’s just that it’s a baby, and it’s eating a carrot?”
Emily and Juli: [laughing too hard to form words]

Emily and I made this sophomore year. It remains the funniest picture in the history of images.

Michael, just now: “I’m not even sure I get it. It’s just that it’s a baby, and it’s eating a carrot?”

Emily and Juli: [laughing too hard to form words]

theemilycheesmanstory:

I spelled alcoholic alchoholic until 11th grade; I’m not that concerned.

I got 60% too! SISTERS <3
UPDATE: Michael would have gotten 60% too, but he claims he “does not have a family” and therefore they cannot be affected by his drinking. “Don’t tell my parents I said that,” he qualifies. Right-o.

theemilycheesmanstory:

I spelled alcoholic alchoholic until 11th grade; I’m not that concerned.

I got 60% too! SISTERS <3

UPDATE: Michael would have gotten 60% too, but he claims he “does not have a family” and therefore they cannot be affected by his drinking. “Don’t tell my parents I said that,” he qualifies. Right-o.

  • Emily: I have a question that is both important and time-sensitive.
  • Me: Hang on one sec.
  • [Two minutes later...]
  • Me: Okay what's up?
  • Emily: What do you think of this headband?
  • Me: ...what were the adjectives you used to describe the question again?
  • Emily: "Important" and "time sensitive"
  • Me: Right.
  • Emily: Anyway, it's cute, right?
Make your own academic sentence
h/t Lucy
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