Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?

3 notes January 31, 2012 5 24 PM

I dunno, maybe opt for a different word than “spooky”?

4 notes January 30, 2012 1 59 PM

January 27, 2012 4 17 PM

“I think Dan was the one who ordered me the wrong dry-erase board,” said managing editor Michael Breen, who didn’t seem to recall that he and Klein spoke briefly in the breakroom about how they went to rival high schools.

“Is that who that ‘Good Luck’ card was for?” Breen added.

“To work here at Beacon, in a field I have always dreamed about getting into, and to have such a natural rapport with everyone, was amazing,” said Klein, who, according to staff members, was either an Asian male who always ate turkey sandwiches, or an African–American female who was “really interested in helping the poor or something.”

this is perfect

15 notes January 27, 2012 3 22 PM

Vanity Fair: Treats for the Disaffected 20-Something, Part III: Egg Crunch

Egg Crunch!

When I told my dear friend C. I would be sharing a breakfast recipe that called for eggs, C. was concerned and surprised. “Who has eggs in their house?” she asked. Good question! The answer: you, starting now! There are so many different uses for eggs, and they helpfully come in…

I don’t know about you but I am definitely going out and buying some eggs now!

26 notes January 26, 2012 3 57 PM

Our own debt crisis.

It really is the saddest IM I ever received.

1 note January 25, 2012 12 21 PM

Resolved!

See previously.

2 notes January 25, 2012 12 09 PM

do you think I could pull off this hat? asked a few people but it’s unclear whether they’re answering me sarcastically.

13 notes January 24, 2012 3 50 PM

Brides magazine asked.

VF.com M.V.P. Tarik Fayad answered.

58 notes January 23, 2012 3 56 PM

Vanity Fair: How to Sound Like You Know Something About Football While in Fact Knowing Nothing

4. Become an instant expert of football’s regulations and arcana. Remember: if a guy touches the ball but doesn’t catch it, it means something either good or bad, depending; field goals have to be 15 or 20 or 25 yards back from the thing; that guy can’t do that; touching the head is illegal;…

I watched the sports event!